ramble, ramble, ramble.

Pinch, Punch, First of the Month. No return!

this was the leg-end i have been talking about for who knows how long!?
i think the people that serve us nearly every weekend are starting to realise what we want to order and so next week i shall be ( hopefully) able to say:
"morning, the usual please. "
and then something along the lines of :
"ooh, isn't the weather awful. i can't beleive how bloomin' windy it is!"
okay, so i may not go into that much detail. the nice lady who served me on sunday made me laugh- twice! heehe.

daddy went to order something that including bacon and when the lady...

*PAUSE* can i just say i am tired of saying the lady, the lady, the lady, e.t.c, so I think i am going to call her Miranda.
*CONTINUE*
came to ask how Daddy would like his bacon cooked he replied "well done," therefore she replied "how well done?" and in the corner of the hot plate was a little pile of extremely well done bacon. "That will do," my Daddy replied, pointing to the pile. " Y'serious!!!????" replied Miranda in an utterly shocked tone of voice as if Daddy had committed some sort of crime like robbing Poundland. I was just in hysterics at this point because to be honest it wasn't that shocking. I mean, who was she, the bacon police under cover as a lady dresses in a red gingham apron protected by the warmth of her fast selling and delicious food in a trailer whilst the rest of us had to hold on for dear life as the wind howled at us? no.

blimy. what a sentence. i think my english teacher used to tell me to sort out my sentence structure and used complex sentences that included subordinate clauses and what not. i never really understood what they meant and though that my sentences were a perfectly decent length. Except now i see what they mean-oops!

by the way, if you didn't laugh, because i know it isn't a very humorous joke, i just wanted to recount it anyway, i am NOT a comedian- just for the record.
but back to miranda, i wonder why i chose that name? hmm, let me think!!!!
perhaps it is due to the fact that i am screaming inside that i cant go and see the new Sex and the City 2 film. Come on, it's not fair! It's a 15, but so what!
I was reading the Sunday Times the other day and discovered in the hot list that these were in:

ooh la la! i really want one, especially the MIRANDA one. If youuuuu would like one they are available at:
www.tattydevine.com (image source too!)

back later.
toodles. x

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